🏆 Week 27 to 29 June to 5 July 2026

Who is this week’s biggest CuntBiscuit?

Six nominees enter. One biscuit leaves with the golden shame. Watch the weekly roundup, view the evidence, then cast one vote for the biggest CuntBiscuit of the week.

Closes Mon 6 Jul, 20:003 votesLive

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Who is Week 27's Biggest CuntBiscuit?

Pick one nominee. You only get one vote for this week.

Ottawa Public Squares Proofreading Department

A sign meant to promote public squares became internet comedy because one tiny missing letter did a full week's damage.

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Lord Sugar's Wig Watch

Football was happening, but Lord Sugar decided the real match was Roy Keane versus a suspicious triangle of hair.

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FIFA's Anti-Duck Department

Merlin the Mexico-supporting duck became too iconic for the rulebook and was reportedly banned from the stadium.

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The Sandpiper Chair-Throwing Squad

A pub football row reportedly escalated into tables, chairs and a masterclass in how not to watch England.

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Karen Gillan's Wrong-Bus World Cup Tour

Scotland lost, then Karen Gillan reportedly ended up on a bus full of Brazil fans and somehow made it wholesome chaos.

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Denmark's Mullet Championship Committee

Business at the front, biscuit at the back: Denmark staged a full public celebration of the mighty mullet.

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Ottawa Public Squares Proofreading Department0%

Lord Sugar's Wig Watch0%

FIFA's Anti-Duck Department100%

The Sandpiper Chair-Throwing Squad0%

Karen Gillan's Wrong-Bus World Cup Tour0%

Denmark's Mullet Championship Committee0%